sock rule có nghĩa làIf you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. ExampleThe homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.sock rule có nghĩa làIf you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action ExampleChad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?” C- “Yeah why?” R- “Then it’s not gay” C- “What do you mean?” R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay” C- “Where’d you hear that?” R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule” C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit” sock rule có nghĩa làIf you do gay shit it’s doesn’t make you gay if you have socks on but if you do it on a Wednesday then it makes you gay ExampleTod: hey I just had sex with Jason John: bro that’s gayTod: no it’s not remember the sock rule John: yeah but it’s Wednesday Tod: damnit sock rule có nghĩa làWhen you have 'socks on' your feet any homosexual actions or statements being made holds a status of being undeniably 'not gay'. This rule applies to past, present, and future events that socks are worn at the time of.
When someone challenges if individual is committing an act that is gay, the individual in question must quickly claim whether or not they have 'socks on' or not. This is done to determine the orientation(level of gay) of said event. A third part is allowed to ask if socks where worn if 'socks on' status is not given.
When an action or event is challenged, and if the individual partaking in the event or action only has one sock on, the individual in question has the right to determine the effectiveness of their sock using the chart below.
Having two socks on is undeniably 'not gay'. ExamplePerson1: "Yo, I'm going suck that dick."Person2: "That's gay!" Person1: "Nah, I've got socks on." Historical Facts: The quote below is from the original creator of the discord server "The South(WD-40)" and is the earliest documented use of the Sock rule. "It ain't gay if you're wearing socks" -Sharken 2017 (alias: Sharky) sock rule có nghĩa làAs the creator of the Sock Rule I am here to inform you the reader that when wearing socks you have immunity from homosexuality. Therefore you may do any ordinarily homo activity but it will cancel out because socks. However if you have one sock on you are only half homo. Watch what you say. Have a great day kings and queens, and always remember to wear your socks. ExampleSock Rule -To exclude yourself from any homosexual activities "yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on." "You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good" Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual -Abakasock rule có nghĩa là2 men having sex is not gay if they have their socks on. if they are off, it’s gay. Exampleme and josh had a great time last night, it’s okay though i used the sock rule!sock rule có nghĩa là1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual. ExamplePerson 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules? Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.sock rule có nghĩa làWearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule ExampleJayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rulesock rule có nghĩa làIf you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule. ExampleThe homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.sock rule có nghĩa làAs the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks ExampleSock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification. |