human có nghĩa làSelf-absorbed animals in clothes. ExampleChimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking?human có nghĩa làA species of idiots that, unfortunately, WE ALL belong to. Example"Humans are complete and utter buffoons."human có nghĩa làThe smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time. ExampleApparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.human có nghĩa làA particularly noisy and destructive type of talking primate, having long since forgotten its place in the scheme of things, which is currently set about the task of permanently altering the biosphere of Earth in order to render it incapable of supporting life. ExampleIf you're annoyed by this definition, it's because you're a human.human có nghĩa làA race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way. ExampleLook at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!human có nghĩa làThe only true monsters on the planet earth. ExampleWhen humans ruled the world.human có nghĩa làHuman (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it. ExampleI hate being human.Being in the army is de-humanizing. human có nghĩa làAn INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity. ExampleThe armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.human có nghĩa làNASA found this definition in what seemed to be an Alien type of dictionary, after a ufo crash that was covered up. it was recently decoded. Example(SETI discovered this conversation of Two unknown Extraterrestrial species shortly after the 9-11 events!it has recently been decoded.) E.T#1-hey look those humans are fighting again. E.T#2-dont they ever quit? Have they gone nuclear yet? E.T#1-no, not yet! they just flew one of those, slow, ugly, pathetic, mettalic suedobird thingies into two of their large mettalic buildings, killing many of their own species again! E.T#2- metal suedobird?. Oh- you must mean what they call an airplane. E.T#1 yeah, i think thats what its called. E.T#2- WHAT. those humans are so barbaric. i wonder what they are fighting over now. ill bet its skin color again!..ha, what a bunch of idots. E.T#1-yeah, you can never figure a human out. oh and get this it happened on the peice of land called america. E.T#2-no shit. WOW! if i recall right, america is the land full of humans with different skin colours right, E.t#1- yep. they're the worst ones when it comes to fighting each other. E.T#2- Oh i just remembered, America is the land with the best.. uh whats it called now,..Army! I bet they go nuclear. E.T#1 oh i hope so, that,ll be some show to watch! human có nghĩa làA largely upright, semi-advanced homonid with approximately 3.96 limbs. The typical human is dull, enjoys sex, food, games with balls, and cathode-ray tubes. ExampleBritney Spears is a human.This is controversial and awaits confirmation. |